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@AMillionMonkeys@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago

Papal conclave cheat sheet

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Papal conclave cheat sheet

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@AMillionMonkeys@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago
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  • @aeronmelon@lemmy.worldM
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    74•2 months ago

    It’s probably the Catholic converter.

    • @uuldika@lemmy.ml
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      20•2 months ago

      or it needs a tithing belt adjustment.

    • @AMillionMonkeys@lemmy.worldOP
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      11•2 months ago

      Catholitic?

  • @OutForARip@lemmy.ca
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    49•2 months ago

    When are we going to get an electric pope?

    • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      19•2 months ago

      When they start dreaming of android sheep? 🤷

      Anyway, who needs electric pope when we have Electric Callboy?

      • @reev@sh.itjust.works
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        4•2 months ago

        Possibly the last place I was expecting an Electric Callboy reference. Excited to see them live later this year!

        Here's another song for those curious

        https://youtu.be/Vf3LqQluWag

        Non-germans fear the second half while Germans fear the first.

        • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          3•2 months ago

          Personally, I’m not much of a zombie buff, but being from Germany’s neighbor to the North, I agree that the first part is the terrifying part and prefer the music of the latter part 😄

          They’re also responsible for what is possibly the most bizarre video ever set to great music, and one of my favorite anythings ever 😄🥰

    • @InverseParallax@lemmy.world
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      1•2 months ago

      Musk keeps trying to sell us a FSD pope.

      Meanwhile he’s blowing all the money on:

  • Sundray
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    34•2 months ago

    If you see lots of gold and silk, it means the Vatican is running rich.

  • @criss_cross@lemmy.world
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    23•2 months ago

    Blue smoke means they got the coals just right to put the brisket on.

  • IninewCrow
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    Time to unscrew all the Cardinal spark plugs and check which ones are firing properly

  • @HKPiax@lemmy.world
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    13•2 months ago

    Isn’t it blue when you’re burning oil?

    • @gnu@lemmy.zip
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      9•2 months ago

      Yes, it is (even if it is normally more like white with a blue tinge). Black smoke is generally overfuelling.

  • @Cobrachicken@lemmy.world
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    8•2 months ago

    Read: Paypal conclave. Too tired…

  • thanks AV
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    5•2 months ago

    Oh yeah I like my memes niche

    real niche

  • @burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world
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    3•2 months ago

    uh oh, i smell rotten eggs… I think theres a gas leak

  • Lovable Sidekick
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    3•2 months ago

    Clearly the Vatican needs a ring job.

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥
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    2•2 months ago

    That’s not what happened in the movie.

  • Ken Oh
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    2•2 months ago

    It’s like ChatGPT is trying to diagnose.

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