This article is so long! Why does it have to be about Roseanne Barr? What comes to mind (after reading her Wikipedia Page) is that she is capable of making really out of touch jokes. Is there anything else?
OP, are you seriously whining about reading a moderate length satire ‘article’…
… when the thrust of that satire is … illiteracy?
… Anyway, Roseanne Barr is basically a hyper mega MAGA Karen, like the ur form, the closest to a physical embodiment of the platonic ideal.
She’s led or headlined or featured in a good number of Trump rallies / Republican functions… she’s a rascist bigot and anti lgbtq… she is a delusional christian nationalist who believes there is a vast global conspiracy to create a global muslim caliphate and implement sharia law literally everywhere… she has literally declared her unwavering faith in Trump as dear leader.
She is a fucking maniac.
… Also there is a rather funny video where RFK Jr is recounting the insane story of him dumping a bear carcass in NYC’s central park, where rosie is very obviously disgusted and dismayed by this, and barely manages to only slightly grimace and stare in horror.
Oh right, she also used to play a mom in some shitty sitcom that ran in the 90s, serving as an inspiration to white christian moms whose children have gone no contact with them in the 2020s, but hey, at least they’ve got a lot of ‘live laugh love’ posters framed on their walls.
OP, are you seriously whining about reading a moderate length satire ‘article’… when the thrust of that satire is … illiteracy?
They must be joking. I require that they be joking, it’s too stupid otherwise
Roseanne Barr as the counter to Dolly? Seems about right.
fuck this made me laugh so hard. just the idea of Roseanne Barr acting as some kinda nega-Dolly Parton, running around and literally snatching books from impoverished kid’s hands, really fuckin sends me.
Not hard to imagine at all, though.
Rosanne is deep in Qanonsense
I am using qanonsense as a phrase now, very good term!
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Rosanne Barr? The one who did the crotch-grabbing Star Spangled Banner in the early 90s and got fucking shredded by the rednecks and conservative Christians? How the fuck did she end up being a pied piper to their crazy?
In their world, racism heals all wounds.
Fascism makes for strange bedfellows?
Man, it says something about the state of the world that I have been eating The Onion an awful lot lately…
You know you don’t have to read it, like it’s not a legal requirement to read it and it being about Roseanne Barr makes sense because she’s a fascist loving racist who would definitely take books from kids to own the woke libs.
OP, please explain to me in detail why you would post an article here you don’t even understand the point of, or enjoy. Are you being paid?
