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Stamets to memes@lemmy.world • 2 months ago

Climbing out of the primordial soup was a mistake

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Climbing out of the primordial soup was a mistake

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Stamets to memes@lemmy.world • 2 months ago
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  • @lividweasel@lemmy.world
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    52•2 months ago

    Do not:

    • Climb
    • Play on
    • Around pipe
    • @biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works
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      2•2 months ago

      It indeed is round

  • @betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    38•2 months ago

    Luckily, that was just the decoy pipe. Real one’s buried underneath.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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      32•2 months ago

      This is the pipe that only works with people on it, and the sign is just using reverse psychology to make sure there are always people on it.

  • @argon@lemmy.today
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    30•2 months ago

    Do not climb.

    Play on and around pipe.

  • @x00z@lemmy.world
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    28•2 months ago

    There’s like 20 people having fun on the pipe.

    And there was probably 3 people who decided to place that little sign.

    dEmOcRaCy.

    • @daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      21•2 months ago

      When the pipe suddenly burst into fecal matter coveting everyone in other people’s feces democracy would be seen as a great thing.

      • @x00z@lemmy.world
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        14•2 months ago

        “Pipe can burst and shoot poop. Stay safe”

        Up to the people to take the chance.

        • @daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          10•2 months ago

          That works for that example.

          What if it’s an internet cable and playing around it could harm others and not you? Up to people to take other people’s chances?

          • @x00z@lemmy.world
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            11•2 months ago

            Then bury the cable and not have it on a beach that is obviously used for recreational purposes.

            Companies are not more important than people.

            • @daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              2•2 months ago

              Who said the cable was put there by a company or is used by a company.

              It could be put there by people and used by the people.

              • @spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                9•2 months ago

                Then the people should bury it.

    • @atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works
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      12•2 months ago

      I really hope you lost your ‘/s’, unironically this is the mentality that brought us the Trump administration.

      • unalivejoy
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        9•2 months ago

        That was implied by the fluctuating case of “dEmOcRaCy”

        • @atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works
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          2•2 months ago

          I wish you were correct. Unfortunately it only implies the meme you posted and lacks the context you are ascribing. It could be taken either way on the Internet.

          • @spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            6•2 months ago

            It CoUlD bE tAkEn EiThEr WaY oN tHe InTeRnEt

            • @atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works
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              1•2 months ago

              ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      • @x00z@lemmy.world
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        2•2 months ago

        I’m saying people don’t want authoritarian people telling them what to do.

        Give information instead:

        • “Pipe can get very hot in summer”
        • “Pipe contains dangerous chemicals”

        I don’t want some government or people telling me what I can and can’t do because they were able to grab power and call it democratic.

        • @NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz
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          7•2 months ago

          Please don’t go near the super secret pipeline full of tasty melted chocolate for Willy Wonka’s factory.

        • @frostysauce@lemmy.world
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          4•2 months ago

          The problem is people are stupid. As evidenced by the picture.

          I don’t want some government or people telling me what I can and can’t do

          OK, you would be one of the children in the picture.

  • @yesman@lemmy.world
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    26•2 months ago

    I once saw a guy steady himself with a “do not feed the animals” sign in order to reach across a fence to give an apple to a deer.

    • @AtoMops@feddit.org
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      1•2 months ago

      Then the guy and the deer were thrown out of Paradise™

      *Not meant as insult to women! Have to mention this these days ._.’

  • @AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee
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    8•2 months ago

    Is this a “waste water” discharge pipe?

    • @xzot746@sh.itjust.works
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      1•2 months ago

      Probably, and it looks like it doesn’t go out far enough. lol, just kidding the water is probably that colour from chemicals.

      /s?

  • Victor
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    8•2 months ago

    To be fair, the “and” makes this very confusing. Should probably be an “or” or “nor”.

    • @Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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      4•2 months ago

      well, it says “Do not […] Pipe” so whatever is in the middle usually doesn’t matter, except for the intended meaning of “leave the fucking pipe alone”

      • Victor
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        😆 you’d think people would understand that, yeah

  • @0x01@lemmy.ml
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    5•2 months ago

    I bet that’s wicked hot on sunny summer days, I can feel the burning black plastic

    • @TimeNaan@lemmy.world
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      2•2 months ago

      It’s water cooled

  • @digital_man@lemmy.world
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    4•2 months ago

    Would like to point out , most these fucks are white. Just sayin.

    • Victor
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      24•2 months ago

      Are you saying black people can’t swim? That’s racist!

    • @Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works
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      3•2 months ago

      I’d bet most of these fucks can’t read lmao

      • @slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org
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        1•2 months ago

        It,s probably america so there’s a cery good chance

        • @Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works
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          1•2 months ago

          Nah, it’s that it’s a bunch of children

    • @gmtom@lemmy.world
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      2•2 months ago

      You can tell the difference between a white person, middle Eastern and Asian from behing, at distsnce in a low res photo?

  • @wabafee@lemmy.world
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    1•2 months ago

    What is the pipe for?

    • @MehBlah@lemmy.world
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      3•2 months ago

      most likely poop.

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