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The Picard Maneuver to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world • 3 months ago

This is discrimination!

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This is discrimination!

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world • 3 months ago
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  • @tiramichu@lemm.ee
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    61•3 months ago

    Well he seems very polite so I’ll make an exception

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥
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      17•3 months ago

      I understood that reference

  • Optional
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    30•3 months ago

    Dude. I’m totally letting the quokkas in.

  • @frickineh@lemmy.world
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    23•3 months ago

    I’m gonna. They can’t stop me.

    • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      6•3 months ago

      stops you and bans you from the restaurant

      • @frickineh@lemmy.world
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        5•3 months ago

        Any restaurant that doesn’t let me let in the quokkas probably isn’t even a place I want to eat. They can’t ban me, I ban myself!

      • Harold
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        3 months ago

        What are they going to do, put up a sign that says “don’t let in frikineh@lemmy.world”?

      • @ripcord@lemmy.world
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        2•3 months ago

        They can’t

        • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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          1•3 months ago

          Hmm.

          I suppose quokkas are a protected class.

  • @Marduk73@sh.itjust.works
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    14•3 months ago

    Never heard of our seen one before. Sounds like a name for something in Australia. Is that where this is?

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      Yep, quokkas are only native to Australia.

      • Optional
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        15•3 months ago

        I’d a called 'em Chazzwozzers

      • @Marduk73@sh.itjust.works
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        4•3 months ago

        I mean it just sounds like an Australian word. Super cute creature.

    • @YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub
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      6•3 months ago

      They are very cute and have no fear of humans.

  • Quokka
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    12•3 months ago

    Psst, who wants to let me in.

  • lettruthout
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    11•3 months ago

    Why? Are they bad tippers?

  • @5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    10•3 months ago

    We have to meet our daily quota quokka

  • @Slovene@feddit.nl
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    10•3 months ago

    That’s so rude! What a quokk a shit.

  • Fontasia
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    10•3 months ago

    Rottnest Island, Western Australia

    • @ripcord@lemmy.world
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      2•3 months ago

      This place is magic, and so are quokkas.

  • @rustyfish@lemmy.world
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    10•3 months ago

    Fuck the police.

  • @CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world
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    8•3 months ago

    How many can I feasibly let in?

    • @BreadAndThread@lemmy.world
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      4•3 months ago

      I was thinking I could probably carry 5-6 in my arms and at least 2 in my purse. I’ll be getting a booth for me and my friends, tyvm.

      • @CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world
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        3•3 months ago

        Excellent plan!

  • @YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub
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    7•3 months ago

    100% letting the quokkas in a I will be feeding them my leftovers

  • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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    7•3 months ago

    Kwo-ah-kah?

    • @ripcord@lemmy.world
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      5•3 months ago

      Kwah-kah

      • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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        2•3 months ago

        Thank you

  • @Sunflier@lemmy.world
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    5•3 months ago

    So, I’m not Australian and, until I recognized the animal, I kept thinking the sign was pronounced Quo-Kah. Had to google how to pronounce it. It’s pronounced Qu-ah Khah. Anyone else struggle reading that?

    • @Lyrl@lemm.ee
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      Wikipedia says /ˈkwɒkə/ which I think was your original pronunciation.

  • @Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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    5•3 months ago

    Gonna have to fetch them some takeout then

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