OP:
LONG LONG MAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAN
How do you know op is gay?
Edit for those who have never seen the full series of commercials: Long Long Man ends up marrying the dude who is always with the gal who is always lusting over Long Long Man
Dude spoilers
Sorry for ruining the plot
He doesn’t have a dog house.
Oh. Well yeah obviously then. That’s logic.
I dunno if this is the reference I think it is, but if it is, isn’t it supposed to be a lawn mower not a dog house?
The Norm McDonald version is a dog house.
If you’re thinking of the joke about the professor of deductive reasoning, I’ve always heard it as a doghouse, but I’m sure there are variations. Only 8 billion people on Earth, after all ;-)
Fair enough lol
My version goes something along the lines of no lawn mower > no lawn mowing > no wife to tell him to mow lawn > gay
Ah, see, that actually makes a lot more sense. This one is no dog house > no dog > not a family man > gay. Very atomic family era.
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damn that would be gnarly
Tetris?
Finally, I can follow those threaded intellectual debates on the Internet without scrolling!
Immersive!
BUY MORE MONITORS
Ikaruga would be perfect for you!
(I remember putting my square CRT TV on its side for this game’s vertical mode lol)
Ultra tate mode.
With that you can maybe read a whole part of a java stacktrace!
You’ll still need dual monitors if you want to read the whole class names.
Flight sims and racing sims won’t give a shit. They’ll use it fine. Sea of Thieves and Witcher will adapt fine, too. They look fucking awesome on an ultra wide, and I doubt they’d care if it’s portrait.
Pinball!
Yeha this is perfect. And he can get one of those flipper boxes too
Play some Guitar Hero
I thought I was good at rhythm games until I tried Rift of the Necrodancer… I understand everything that I’m supposed to do but actually accomplishing it is beyond my skills.
Same
You can finally display all the codes
Debug like an absolute fiend.
Icy Tower
I was thinking SimTower.
Astroids. Gotta see those stones from miles away.
Asteroids just loop around on all sides. It’s the UFOs you gotta watch out for.
Darius? Ninja Warrior? X-Men?
Iirc there’s a tetris version that just fits to screen and resolution, you could have like 10,000 rows high.
