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Maven (famous) to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 4 months ago

Long Time No Semen

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Long Time No Semen

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Maven (famous) to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 4 months ago
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  • @AfricanExpansionist@lemmy.ml
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    65•4 months ago

    Gods but this is gross. The artist really captured Elon in all his sweaty glory

    • @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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      7•4 months ago

      sweaty and cybertruck-chested

  • @Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
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    50•4 months ago

    Jack off all trades is gold.

    • @casmael@lemm.ee
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      9•4 months ago

      Fuck I missed that actually well done for actually reading things o7

      • @Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        9•4 months ago

        I always look for the Kelly self-inserts. They’re my favorite.

  • Darren
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    22•4 months ago

    This is a master(bation)piece.

  • darko8472
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    16•4 months ago

    Not sure whether that’s the knot holding the towel up or something else.

  • @RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    13•4 months ago

    Turkey baster… love it.

  • @otto@sh.itjust.works
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    12•4 months ago

    Needs more labels

  • Miles O'Brien
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    9•4 months ago

    My eyes AND brain are vomiting all over the place.

  • atro_city
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    6•4 months ago

    Did I miss something? Is he sending his musk out across the country to willing recipients?

    • Maven (famous)OP
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      21•4 months ago

      Elon Musk has 13 kids and has previously talked about wanting to repopulate the world with his sperm

      • @mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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        2•4 months ago

        Also nice-guy threatened to impregnate that one musician.

      • @nick@midwest.social
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        1•4 months ago

        14 as of today I believe.

    • Rhynoplaz
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      8•4 months ago

      Guess it’s better than his VP who gives his to unwilling recipients.

      • @rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works
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        5•4 months ago

        Don’t call it a loveseat if it’s not askin for it

        • Rhynoplaz
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          5•4 months ago

          You misunderstood. I meant Musk’s VP, The Orange Rapist.

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