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Maven (famous) to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 5 months ago

Long Time No Semen

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Long Time No Semen

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Maven (famous) to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 5 months ago
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  • atro_city
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    6•5 months ago

    Did I miss something? Is he sending his musk out across the country to willing recipients?

    • Maven (famous)OP
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      21•5 months ago

      Elon Musk has 13 kids and has previously talked about wanting to repopulate the world with his sperm

      • @mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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        2•4 months ago

        Also nice-guy threatened to impregnate that one musician.

      • @nick@midwest.social
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        1•4 months ago

        14 as of today I believe.

    • Rhynoplaz
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      8•5 months ago

      Guess it’s better than his VP who gives his to unwilling recipients.

      • @rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works
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        5•5 months ago

        Don’t call it a loveseat if it’s not askin for it

        • Rhynoplaz
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          5•5 months ago

          You misunderstood. I meant Musk’s VP, The Orange Rapist.

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