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@kaamkiya@lemmy.ml to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months ago

Before crowbars were invented, crows simply drank at home.

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Before crowbars were invented, crows simply drank at home.

@kaamkiya@lemmy.ml to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months ago
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