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HSR🏴‍☠️ to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 5 months ago

The snow speaks... f-french?

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The snow speaks... f-french?

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HSR🏴‍☠️ to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 5 months ago
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  • @EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    49•5 months ago

    Not gonna lie, that’s significantly less scary than the snow speaking Finnish.

    • Ignotum
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      11•5 months ago

      You’ll have a hard time spotting the barrel of a finnish sniper poking out of the snow, but you’ll easily spot a baguette poking out

      • verity_kindle
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        6•5 months ago

        The smell …go by the fresh, yeasty smell. Don’t trust your eyes.

    • @Fitzsimmons@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      8•5 months ago

      what about quebec french?

      • @EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        12•5 months ago

        That is definitely significantly scarier. If only because it means I might have to talk to someone from Québec.

      • @Delphia@lemmy.world
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        3•5 months ago

        mumbles

        …fuckin hate quebec…

        mumbles

        • @gac11@lemmy.world
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          2•5 months ago

          Great fishing in queebec

    • @Delphia@lemmy.world
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      8•5 months ago

      The French have nukes… Finland doesnt.

    • Rolivers
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      5•5 months ago

      Perrrrrkele sihen et koske saatana vie!

      • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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        1•5 months ago

        Не верьте ему! Их двое!

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    15•5 months ago

    I don’t know if the french are the ones you want fighting the US these days.

    • @inlandempire@jlai.lu
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      7•5 months ago

      How so ?

      • erin
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        15•5 months ago

        we are M.A.D. 😏

      • shoulderoforion
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        7•5 months ago

        They’re French

  • @RangerJosey@lemmy.ml
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    8•5 months ago

    Can’t wait for Article 5 to get.called on the US.

  • shoulderoforion
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    8•5 months ago

    the french also “floated” defending the maginot line, ultimately opting against, lol

    • Skua
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      28•5 months ago

      I mean, they did defend the Maginot. The Germans went around it.

    • @Jumi@lemmy.world
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      20•5 months ago

      Are you aware the Germans went around the Maginot? Which is the kind of trouble you wouldn’t go through if the border wasn’t defended.

    • @nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca
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      13•5 months ago

      Read more.

    • @SolOrion@sh.itjust.works
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      The ‘the french are cowards that suck at war’ stereotype is kinda tired by now.

      • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        6•5 months ago

        As an American, still kinda funny. Not sure why we tease the French, they helped us with our revolution and gave us a great deal on a huge chunk of land, but here we are.

        • @inlandempire@jlai.lu
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          6•5 months ago

          French people here consider the refusal to invade irak to be the cause

          • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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            1•5 months ago

            Maybe? I was also against the Iraq War, but I was young-ish at the time and don’t remember if we teased the French before then as well. It was never serious though, like the rivalry between England/UK and France.

            • @inlandempire@jlai.lu
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              Yeah uk and france are like siblings constantly fighting lol

              For the us for example the term “freedom fries” was coined because of the Iraq situation haha

      • verity_kindle
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        2•5 months ago

        No, it’s not. Helm’s Deep will hold as long as there are Francophobes to defend it.

  • @mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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    3•5 months ago

    Three Panel Soul.

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