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syd to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 6 months ago

Gotta learn it

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Gotta learn it

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  • @gigachad@sh.itjust.works
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    91•6 months ago

    I usually code in Language or Script

    • babybus
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      6•6 months ago

      Don’t we all? Amen.

  • @introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    31•6 months ago

    Javascript is basically like Java but with some scripts in it

    • @TurtleTourParty@midwest.social
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      11•6 months ago

      But what about script java?

      • @disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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        30•6 months ago

        That’s 𝒥𝒶𝓋𝒶.

        • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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          15•6 months ago

          Hey, no cursive here, this is a family instance.

  • @mvirts@lemmy.world
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    28•6 months ago

    C+

    I highly doubt anyone would guess ANSI C is what I’m talking about if I referred to it as C+

    • @mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1•6 months ago

      The list shows TempleOS’s HolyC was known as C+ before. I am sure that is it

  • @PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk
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    16•6 months ago

    my main language is script java

  • pelya
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    15•6 months ago

    It’s just C++ without templates. So whatever element you want to put into std::list, it must virtually inherit std::list::value_type. And of course there will be a macro-based list monstrosity inside Boost.

    • Sonotsugipaa
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      2•6 months ago

      Types being declarable as virtual members is something I want to never hear again

  • pewpew
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    14•6 months ago

    c+=0.5

  • @VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    11•6 months ago

    Holy-C used to be called C+, I think.

  • Owl
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    11•6 months ago

    Language

    I have job for you “language” programmers.

    Requirements; -minimum 8 years of experiences Etc…

  • Margot Robbie
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    9•6 months ago

    And C‡ is once again not included. For shame.

  • @ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    8•6 months ago

    What kind of programming language is language?

  • @1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz
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    8•6 months ago

    lol it’s like c++ but we removed friend classes and other bullshit no one uses lol

  • @RandomVideos@programming.dev
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    8•6 months ago

    Thats just HolyC before it became holy

  • Fuck Yankies
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    8•6 months ago

    It’s just C with a borrow checker.

    • Mubelotix
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      1•6 months ago

      Rust-

  • Ⓜ3️⃣3️⃣ 🌌
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    7•6 months ago

    And then, comes ScriptJava

  • @addie@feddit.uk
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    7•6 months ago

    To be fair, compiling C code with a C++ compiler gets you all the warnings from C++'s strong-typing rules. That’s a big bonus for me, even if it only highlights the areas of your C that are likely to become a maintenance hazard - all those void* casts want some documentation about what assumptions make them safe. Clang will compile variable-length arrays in C++, so you might want to switch off that warning since you’ve probably intended it. Just means that you can’t use designated initialisers, since C++ uses constructors for that and there’s no C equivalent. I’d be happy describing code that compiles in either situation as “C+”.

    Also stops anyone using auto, constexpr or nullptr as variable names, which will help if you want to copy-paste some well-tested code into a different project later.

    • Sonotsugipaa
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      1•6 months ago

      Isn’t auto a keyword in C?

      • @Opisek@lemmy.world
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        1•6 months ago

        It means something else.

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