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Flying Squid to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world • 8 months ago

I guess a bunch of new people becoming atheists is a silver lining...

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I guess a bunch of new people becoming atheists is a silver lining...

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Flying Squid to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world • 8 months ago
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  • Øπ3ŕ
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    89•8 months ago

    Not going to church anymore is how you lower your chances of being raped — or elected, so: win/win. 🤷🏽‍♂️✊🏼

    • FenrirIII
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      17•8 months ago

      Protect your children, don’t let them near priests/pastors

  • @iii@mander.xyz
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    8 months ago

    Mary was impregnated unbeknownst, against her own will. She never married the father of Jesus, quite the sin.

    • @ieatpwns@lemmy.world
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      25•8 months ago

      They’d call her a whore these days

      • @pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online
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        20•8 months ago

        “It was Mary’s fault for showing her ankles.”

    • Nougat
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      12•8 months ago

      When they ask “What if Jesus had been aborted?”

      What if, indeed.

    • @TastyWheat@lemmy.world
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      8•8 months ago

      “He wasn’t a bastard or anything cos my imaginary friend in the sky flew down and did it himself!”

  • FuglyDuck
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    46•8 months ago

    …. Have they read the Bible?! There’s no way marry gave meaningful consent. God raped marry, then sent an angel to intimidate Joseph into silence.

    • @surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      22•8 months ago

      No, don’t be silly. You don’t need consent when it’s an inferior species. It’s like sex with a fish.

      • Prehensile_cloaca
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        13•8 months ago

        Hi, I’m Troy McClure…

    • Sai Somsphet
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      22•8 months ago

      Never once looked at it that way but that is one hell of a perspective shift whiplash you gave me

      • @deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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        25•8 months ago

        Don’t worship God the exact way he wants? Annihilation.

    • @the_crotch@sh.itjust.works
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      12•8 months ago

      Mary was 14, and God is supposedly everyones father. That story gets darker the longer you look at it.

      • @Entropywins@lemmy.world
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        4•8 months ago

        Save the children…not that way god!

    • Colonel Panic
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      6•8 months ago

      I always assumed she hooked up with the 3 wise guys and didn’t want Joseph to know.

      • @bamfic@lemmy.world
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        4•8 months ago

        Wise guys? Now I’m imagining Joe Pesci, Ray Liotta, and Bob DeNiro running a train on Mary.

      • @luciferofastora@lemmy.zip
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        1•8 months ago

        Those came only after the birth to offer gifts, but who knows - maybe things got mixed around in oral tradition.

  • @RangerJosie@lemmy.world
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    36•8 months ago

    The death and forgetting of Abrahamic Religion will be one of Humanity’s greatest achievements.

    • @BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca
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      8•8 months ago

      This is somehow simultaneously incredibly optimistic (no way this happens for at least another hundred years, if ever) and pessimistic (surely we’d do tons of way cooler stuff than Not Believing In Skyman)

    • Flying SquidOP
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      6•8 months ago

      Islam seems to be going pretty strong these days, I’m afraid.

    • @undergroundoverground@lemmy.world
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      2•8 months ago

      I hope you’re right but it seems like people just started worshipping work instead

  • Pennomi
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    31•8 months ago

    It’s not why I don’t go to church any more… but it’s certainly a good supporting reason.

  • @friend_of_satan@lemmy.worldM
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    8 months ago

    Don’t forget the 34 felonies he was convicted of!

    https://www.npr.org/2024/05/30/g-s1-1848/trump-hush-money-trial-34-counts

    • @CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      16•8 months ago

      The man incited a riot, tantamount to sedition. He has been proven to be under the influence of, if not directly under the control of, Putin, a foreign competitor to say the very least.

      If the first point wasn’t enough (and it fucking should be), the second one should be disqualifying.

      • @daddy32@lemmy.world
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        4•8 months ago

        He incited not just a riot, but murders, in Charles Manson style.

  • EchoCranium
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    17•8 months ago

    If your faith lead you to vote for a man like Trump, who doesn’t express a single Christian ideal in the manner he lives, then you are not really a Christian. Unfortunately too many people here in the US follow American Jesus instead. Lying? Cheating? Bigotry? That’s just fine, so long as you have money. Wealth is a sign that American Jesus loves you more than all those awful poor people.

  • @fossilesque@mander.xyz
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    15•8 months ago

    My mom basically says this, but the diddlers drove her away first and the nasty people. She’s a saint.

  • Kokesh
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    6•8 months ago

    Plot thickens: the rapist was most likely in the church at the altar

  • @whotookkarl@lemmy.world
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    4•8 months ago

    Lisbon 1755 was a big one too

  • @bmcgonag@lemmy.world
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    3•8 months ago

    Is it Ironic that I want to say “Amen” to this statement?

    • unalivejoy
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      14•8 months ago

      “Ramen”

  • @No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world
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    3•8 months ago

    Oh, praying for the unrepentant rapist-in-chief, just toughts for me, please, no prayers.

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