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Philo to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago

If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

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If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Philo to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠
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    56•2 years ago

    If they don’t resist, it’s a kid napping.

  • mypasswordis1234
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    17•2 years ago

    Then you should kidnap

  • WndyLady
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    16•2 years ago

    Yeah, but if they help themselves to a nap, it’s aiding a bedding.

    • Bibliotectress
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      3•2 years ago

      Oh that’s good.

  • @fluxion@lemmy.world
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    10•2 years ago

    The level of dadness in this joke is off the charts

  • @MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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    2•2 years ago

    Refusing to nap? Straight to jail.

  • @Godric@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    VERY dark joke in very poor taste inbound:

    :::Spoiler testing, does it work? I’ll edit this to include the joke if I’ve mastered the markdown :::

    !pls be this

    ! Or this

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