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Moah to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 9 months ago

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Moah to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 9 months ago
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Astonished to read that some children grow up to six feet. My son so far only has two
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    Humans can grow up to eight feet. Most of them only grow posthumously, hence the expression, “six feet under.”

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