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kersplooshM to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 11 months ago

Least reassuring sign

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Least reassuring sign

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  • @danekrae@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Walk in without fear. They can smell fear…

    • massive_bereavement
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      13•11 months ago

      Fear is the mindkiller.

  • @ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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    31•11 months ago

    When I was a kid, I had to go to the dentist and as I sat in the waiting room, I periodically heard horrible screams. I, uh, wasn’t enthusiastic when they finally called me in. Turns out it was a parrot.

    • @grue@lemmy.world
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      39•11 months ago

      That sounds better until you realize that it would’ve been mimicking sounds it heard previously.

  • @sndmn@lemmy.ca
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    28•11 months ago

    There are definitely parrots in that store.

    • rockerface 🇺🇦
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      22•11 months ago

      The parrots posted that sign

  • @lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    20•11 months ago

    Every sign has a story…

    • @Sinaf@lemmy.world
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      30•11 months ago

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1929–1930_psittacosis_pandemic

      • kersplooshOPM
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        24•11 months ago

        The impact of the outbreak on the U.S. Hygienic Laboratory, with 16 of its workers affected, including two deaths, led to the formation of the National Institute of Health.

        Wow! Today I learned.

      • @lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        13•11 months ago

        I expected killer birds or something, this is kind of a downer but not your fault. Thanks anyway

        No, this is obviously interesting. Thanks alot!

      • @Lightfire228@pawb.social
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        Interesting

        My initial guess was that the parrots were taught some foul language, and sign was to assure parents that their kid’s ears were safe

    • @OpenStars@discuss.online
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      7•11 months ago

      No more parrots, just a couple of very full snakes… :-P

  • IndiBrony
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    11•11 months ago

    This! Is an ex parrot store!

    • @Akasazh@feddit.nl
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      It’s pining for the psittacines!

  • don
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    10•11 months ago

    Pets of all kinds? Where are the parrots? Hmmm?

  • John Richard
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    7•11 months ago

    Were the parrots like convincing people to commit suicide during the Great Depression or something?

  • @einlander@lemmy.world
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    4•11 months ago

    Enjoy yourself with pets… Hmmmmm

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