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Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

Don't.

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Don't.

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    • @samus12345@lemmy.world
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      35•1 year ago

      I thought this was heavily edited, but no. It’s from a real comic, and the only edit was changing “use” and “does.”

  • SolidGrue
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    45•1 year ago

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    • @PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world
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      I can’t stop watching…

      • @Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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        8•1 year ago

        I watched for about 3 minutes and then I got sleepy

        • @PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world
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          3•1 year ago

          Lulled to sleep by dat ass 🤤

          • @HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world
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            2•1 year ago

            Closer to teabag

    • Xanthrax
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      5•1 year ago

      Loud gif:

  • @samus12345@lemmy.world
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    21•1 year ago

    “If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying ‘End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH’, the paint wouldn’t even have time to dry.”

    • @Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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      GNU Terry Pratchett

  • @radicalautonomy@lemmy.world
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    • Flying SquidOPM
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      6•1 year ago

      I love Scarfolk Council stuff.

  • Capt. Wolf
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    17•1 year ago

    Oh come on…

    You can’t hang an awesome horn up like that and not expect everyone not to honk it…

    That’s like putting out a bell and telling people they can’t ring it!

  • @Rolando@lemmy.world
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    Just put a sign saying “$1 per toot.” I’d pay it at least once. Wait, no 3 times. Maybe 4.

    • @LordSinguloth@lemmy.ca
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      5•1 year ago

      -walks in wearing a full clown costume and slaps a 100 dollar bill on the table

  • @norimee@lemmy.world
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    A challenge.

    I’d like to know of it gets used more or less often than without the “Don’t”

    • @stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      deleted by creator

  • THCDenton
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    • @ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I miss playing SS13.

      • THCDenton
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        SS14 on steam :D

        • Itzz Me
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          Yooo, SS14 mentioned

          Incredible game, and it’s constantly improving as it goes

    • @RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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      BRB, checking prices on Cameo.

      • @RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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        2•1 year ago

        Dangit.

  • bruhduh
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  • @niktemadur@lemmy.world
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    7•1 year ago

    Well now I just gotta.

  • The Hegemon Husk
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    Doot

  • strawberry
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    oh i will

  • MeatPilot
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    5•1 year ago

    Now I want to.

  • @iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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    5•1 year ago

    I know what you’r thinking

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