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@siriusmart@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago

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  • ferret
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    121•1 year ago

    Everyone give it up for the fella who ran a webserver on a teapot

    • @IHawkMike@lemmy.world
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      88•1 year ago

      I like returning 418 instead of 404 or 403 on the files the script kiddies are hunting for on my web servers. I’m sure it does nothing but I’d like to think I’ve wasted some of their time at least once.

      • @Telorand@reddthat.com
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        28•1 year ago

        I’m glad that error exists.

        • @psud@aussie.zone
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          I’m pretty sure it exists because of RFC2324 hyper text coffee pot control protocol

          • @JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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            10•1 year ago

            Fun fact, first webcam was a series of updating stills of an actual coffee pot so some engineers would know if there was coffee made.

            • @hperrin@lemmy.world
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              8•1 year ago

              Technically, all video is a series of updating stills.

              • @JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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                1•1 year ago

                True, but most streaming media now is a bunch of stills with the changes for each individual frame between them.

                • @hperrin@lemmy.world
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                  True, but webcams still just deliver raw frames (or compressed frames in the case of MJPEG).

            • @psud@aussie.zone
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              2•1 year ago

              With that, plus image recognition, plus a control system, you could use rfc2324 to implement the digital control side

              Though I think I’d use weight, temperature, and flow sensors for easier service implementation

              • @HereIAm@lemmy.world
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                1•1 year ago

                And then plug those values into a image generation service to give users a visually intuitive way to see if there’s cooffe or not!

            • @ArtVandelay@lemmy.world
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              1•1 year ago

              Necessity is the mother of invention

      • Nougat
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        25•1 year ago

        You had one chance to use 420 and you squandered it.

        • @chuckleslord@lemmy.world
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          37•1 year ago

          HTTP 418 is the “I’m a teapot” code

        • @IHawkMike@lemmy.world
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          25•1 year ago

          Oh I get plenty of chances to use 420. But I think you might be missing the joke. 😁

        • Bahnd Rollard
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          7•1 year ago

          420 is still avalable. Not sure what you would put there (“Server too high?”) and given the controversy over 418 I think its best to leave that one blank instead of making a weed joke.

          • A Phlaming Phoenix
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            7•1 year ago

            There was an attempt by Twitter at one point to use “420 Enhance Your Calm” as a code to indicate you’re being rate limited.

  • @kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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    65•1 year ago

    200: “I gotchu, bro. Here you go. Have a good day.”

    401: “You’re not on the list. Get lost.”

    402: “Pay me or get lost.”

    403: “Everyone get lost.”

    404: “You are lost.”

    500: “Ooopsss.”

    501: “Knew I forgot something…”

    504: “I can’t do this shit all day.”

    • davel [he/him]
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      34•1 year ago

      418: 🫖

      • @kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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        Serving multiple data streams

        • @ArtVandelay@lemmy.world
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          3•1 year ago

          Thread safe pouring

      • @blackluster117@possumpat.io
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        13•1 year ago

        I love the whimsy of developers.

    • Dwemthy (he/him)
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      23•1 year ago

      429: “Please stop trying”

    • @jjjalljs@ttrpg.network
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      17•1 year ago

      401 is “I don’t know who you are. Get fucked”

      403 is “I know who you are and you’re not allowed here. Get fucked”

    • @xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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      502: “I’m fucked, you’re fucked, but most of all the developer trying to solve this is super fucked.”

    • @hperrin@lemmy.world
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      451: “The law says get lost.”

    • The Ramen Dutchman
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      401 is more like “Tell me who tf you are or get lost”, while 403 means “You’re not on the list, get lost”

  • A Basil Plant
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    32•1 year ago

    Surprised no one’s mentioned HTTP Cats yet:

    https://http.cat/

    Personally, HTTP 405 (Method not allowed) is my favorite:

    An image of former US president George Bush eating a cat. The text below the image reads, "405. Method Not Allowed"

  • @casmael@lemm.ee
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    27•1 year ago

    Why do these feel like the 5 stages of grief 🤔

  • @Gallardo994@sh.itjust.works
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    23•1 year ago

    200 OK

    { “error”: 404 }

    • The Ramen Dutchman
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      MS Teams does this unironically

  • @BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
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    21•1 year ago

    As a software developer / network admin, all of these are almost always “I fucked up configuring the web server”.

  • @MBM@lemmings.world
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    200: Here you go (secretly still an error)

  • asudox
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    These are pretty good as an overview tbh. I like it when teachers have a sense of humour at least.

  • lemmyreader
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    7•1 year ago

    🤣

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