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The Picard Maneuver to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

Extra food glitch

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Extra food glitch

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • @Gork@lemm.ee
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    Triangles taste better. That’s just science.

    • @lordmauve@programming.dev
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      10•1 year ago

      Triangles taste objectively worse. The acute 45° angles are not effective at retaining sandwich contents so you are just tasting plain bread.

      By cutting orthogonally you create 90° corners on each segment, allowing a uniform distribution of delicious filling throughout each sandwich segment.

      That’s just maths.

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetM
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        2•1 year ago

        Someone needs to learn how to hold a sandwich!

      • @Rud_1UP@lemmy.world
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        2•1 year ago

        Your math fails when you consider ketchup.

    • @eth0slash0@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      Hexagons are the Bestagons

  • @Noite_Etion@lemmy.world
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    26•1 year ago

    Not cutting the sandwich gives you less sandwiches.

    • @vrek@programming.dev
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      14•1 year ago

      Actually cutting the sandwich cause some amount of crumbs and some amount of sandwich ends up on the knife. It’s a minuscule amount but a uncut sandwich gives you the most sandwich.

      • @ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
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        20•1 year ago

        But it does not give you the most sandwiches, as when you cut a sandwich, you have 2 sandwiches.

        • @Noite_Etion@lemmy.world
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          5•1 year ago

          Exactly

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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    9•1 year ago

    But if you cut it in a very specific order, it can give you enough calories to kill god

    • @HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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      1 year ago

      Can you share please? I am so hungry, and killing god sounds fun.

      • @Notyou@sopuli.xyz
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        1 year ago

        Probably something like that.

        • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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          10•1 year ago

          The sacred texts!

        • @EfreetSK@lemmy.world
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          2•1 year ago

          Witch!

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetM
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    3•1 year ago

    What it does actually give you is a nice spot to hold the sandwich while you bite off the appropriately sized end pieces.

  • @Smoogs@lemmy.world
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    3•1 year ago

    Grey is not the best color for a sandwich

  • @siipale@sopuli.xyz
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    3•1 year ago

    But James May would disapprove of that kind of cut.

  • JackGreenEarth
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    3•1 year ago

    What game is that?

    • @kamiheku@sopuli.xyz
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      11•1 year ago

      Not a game; based on the watermark it’s some funny haha publication by the name of IRL Loading Screens. The style is based on TES: Oblivion though

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