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  • @erie09@lemmy.world
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    106•1 year ago

    Seeing as the plant kept the flower and ditched the leaf. I conclude that plants also prefer sex over food.

    • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆
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      58•1 year ago

      There are insects who enter their adult stage with no mouth. They are here to fuck then starve.

      • @FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee
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        13•1 year ago

        Isn’t the Luna moth one

        I think it’s the one that doesn’t have a digestive system tho

        • @Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          13•1 year ago

          Cicadas too

          • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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            4•1 year ago

            How do they grow so big though?

        • @OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works
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          3•1 year ago

          How do they get the energy to grow eggs and stuff?

          • @ArachnidMania@lemm.ee
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            9•1 year ago

            Store all the food they need (until they can fuck) when they could eat in their juvenile form.

      • ֆᎮ⊰◜◟⋎◞◝⊱ֆᎮ
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        3•1 year ago

        New kink unlocked

    • @PainInTheAES@lemmy.world
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      34•1 year ago

      st’amen

  • @angrystego@lemmy.world
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    53•1 year ago

    The flower would go first.

    • @TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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      19•1 year ago

      This was my first thought. abscisic acid.

      Also if a plant has a head, the head is in the soil, not the air.

      • @Master@lemm.ee
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        4•1 year ago

        That’s its dick waving around up there.

        • @jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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          3•1 year ago

          Also it’s vagina and uterus

    • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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      4•1 year ago

      EAT THE PETALS

      • @p1mrx@sh.itjust.works
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        2•1 year ago

  • @t_var_s@lemmy.ml
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    44•1 year ago

    Not a scientist, but that don’t look too scientific.

    • @kadu@lemmy.world
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      89•1 year ago

      Biologist here. Can confirm, that’s exactly how it happens. No need to look into plant physiology textbooks.

      I repeat: do not look for plant physiology textbooks. Do. Not. Please. Please while you can. Do not.

      • @NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de
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        46•1 year ago

        Wondering if you say this in order to protect others from the pain/horror of learning it, or to protect some deep conspiratory secret. Maybe I’ll just open a textbook and find out…

        • @myster0n@feddit.nl
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          34•1 year ago

          It’s been half an hour and we haven’t heard back. We can only assume the worst …

          • Ekky
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            24•1 year ago

            Rest in pieces, NeatNi, you’ll be forever remembered for your bravery.

            • NessD
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              14•1 year ago

              What is the worst that could happen. Will also try itttttttarghhgg I’M DYING🖐️

              • @variants@possumpat.io
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                11•1 year ago

                The leaves continue to fall

                • @Retrograde@lemmy.world
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                  10•1 year ago

                  All in all, just another leaf on the wall

          • @marcos@lemmy.world
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            7•1 year ago

            But is it because NeatNit is too happy to even remember to come back or is it because he’s gone for good?

        • @roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          26•1 year ago

          Fucker trying to trick us into learning shit by making it taboo.

    • @NattyNatty2x4@beehaw.org
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      1 year ago

      I’m an engineer and it’s within the margin of safety

  • @x4740N@lemmy.world
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    11•1 year ago

    Is this one of their earlier comics, the lines are more wobbly

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