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The Picard ManeuverM to memes@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

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  • toiletobserver
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    Here i am, mouthing letters in the bathroom stall

    • @thefartographer@lemm.ee
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      28•1 year ago

      Reached the letter o and got a surprise from the hole in the wall

      • oleorun
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        15•1 year ago

        “Instructions unclear, started accidental glory hole”

      • @hitmyspot@aussie.zone
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        6•1 year ago

        Oh! Pee!

    • ComradeSharkfucker
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      14•1 year ago

      I am also taking a shit and mouthing letters bro

    • @DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      7•1 year ago

      I too am delaying the wipe!

    • @bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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      5•1 year ago

      I just BMPW’d while taking a shit as well

  • uphillbothways
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    72•1 year ago

    They also touch when you just shut the hell up.

    • capital
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      • GladiusB
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        I would have been happier if it was a goose

  • @grandkaiser@lemmy.world
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    That’s wrong! There are only three bilabial letters! P, M, and B. F and V are labiodental

    • @ji17br@lemmy.ml
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      W

      • @grandkaiser@lemmy.world
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        That’s labial velar approximate. We don’t say “bwatermelon” just because the letter is pronounced with a B

        • @ji17br@lemmy.ml
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          7•1 year ago

          What? Can you say the word double without your lips touching? I can’t

        • @jpeps@lemmy.world
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          6•1 year ago

          You’re right about how you would refer to each sound in use but the meme doesn’t say that there are 4 bilabials

        • kamen
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          6•1 year ago

          doubleyouatermelon

        • Herbal Gamer
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          4•1 year ago

          What sorcery is this knowledge you speak of?

          • @Matriks404@lemmy.world
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            5•1 year ago

            Phonetics.

    • @CulturedLout@lemmy.ca
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      10•1 year ago

      What about W?

      • @Sorgan71@lemmy.world
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        7•1 year ago

        your lips dont touch for w

        • @Toneswirly@lemmy.world
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          They do in American English at least

          edit: I realize now you’re talking about its use within words, but a lot of us here assume that the meme is referring to saying each letter individually.

          • @Sorgan71@lemmy.world
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            5•1 year ago

            Yeah but thats the b in douBleyu

        • shastaxc
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          9•1 year ago

          Double U has a B in it which causes your lips to touch

          • @Kbobabob@lemmy.world
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            4•1 year ago

            Same with dubya or dubyou.

          • @Sorgan71@lemmy.world
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            2•1 year ago

            But not in the W sound

        • tygerprints
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          2•1 year ago

          Mine do. I must be a freak of nature.

      • Tiger Jerusalem
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    • @Blackmist@feddit.uk
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      6•1 year ago

      I don’t know what that means but it reminds me of the movie Teeth.

      • @Matriks404@lemmy.world
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        These indicate place of articulation of the sound that come out of your mouth. It’s one of 3 main ways to categorize consonants in linguistics, or more precisely in phonetics.

        Bilabial consonants are made when both lips are touching for example, while labiodental consonants are made when lower lips are touching upper teeth.

  • @nomnomdeplume@lemmy.world
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    44•1 year ago

    B M P W

    • @rooster_butt@lemm.ee
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      23•1 year ago

      I feel like double u is cheating since that’s just b again.

    • @Siethron@lemmy.world
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      11•1 year ago

      I’d argue ‘f’ they don’t press hard but they lightly touch

      • @Soggy@lemmy.world
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        35•1 year ago

        Bro what are you doing with your lips? “F” is top teeth on lower lip.

        • @agent_flounder@lemmy.world
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          17•1 year ago

          What the pfuck are you pfrattling on about?

        • @Siethron@lemmy.world
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          4•1 year ago

          My front lip is over my teeth when I say it, and it is touching the bottom lip.

          • @funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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            7•1 year ago

            you can also form an /s/ with various parts of the tongue and mouth but it’s generally held to be an alveolar bladal fricative.

          • @agent_flounder@lemmy.world
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            3•1 year ago

            That would interrupt airflow would it not?

            • @SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml
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              Not if your lips just touch lightly in the middle and the air flows around the sides.

              Maybe it’s a regional thing, but that’s also how I say that sound.

              • @agent_flounder@lemmy.world
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                2•1 year ago

                Could be regional yeah. Interesting!

                • @SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml
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                  Yeah - I mean, I can say an f-word like “fountain” without lowering my upper lip and (to my ears at least) it sounds almost the same if not identical, but I have to do it consciously and it feels unnatural.

            • @Siethron@lemmy.world
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              You don’t purse the lips together, they’re lightly touching allowing air to go through

    • @imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee
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      9•1 year ago

      Y

      • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        3•1 year ago

        Instead of W, you mean

        • KingJalopy
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          6•1 year ago

          Sometimes

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      • Ephera
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        19•1 year ago

        They’re probably pronouncing it as “Double-U”…

        • @stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        • @bennel@lemmy.world
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          7•1 year ago

          How else is it pronounced?

          • @funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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            6•1 year ago

            as a phoneme, it’s a bilabial approximant - meaning the lips form the sound by moving close but not touching and then parting again

            compare to the palatal approixmant /y/ formed by the root of the tongue performing a similar action with the soft palate.

          • Turun
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            Like … Have you ever read a word with w in it?

            I kinda know what you are getting at - if you dictate a word by pronouncing each letter separately you need to add stuff to each one to make it stand out - but Jesus Christ, what a question.

            Hodoubleu is the doublueather today? Only a fedoubleu oubleuhite clouds in a clear blue sky.

            Thanks for making me laugh!

            Edit: in German it is pronounced “we”, with the e like in ketchup.

            • @tan00k@lemmy.world
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              I vote we change it in English to be pronounced like in German. It always bugged me that it’s the only multisyllabic letter name. Along the same lines, we should rename seven to sev.

              • Ephera
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                3•1 year ago

                The time save when pronouncing “www” is incredible. 🙃

                • Turun
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                  2•1 year ago

                  I sometimes like reading or listening to stories of people scamming scammers. He used this exact thing to really confuse the scammer.

                  “Please type in double u double double u…”
                  “Alright, I typed in double u double u double… It says page not found” (i.e. uuuuuu)

              • Turun
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                In German y is not pronounced as “why”, but instead as “Ypsilon”. You win some you lose some I guess.

                More infuriating is “e” - it’s pronounced as “I” ffs! But when in a word only if it’s the first letter or something. Otherwise it’s pronounced as “e” as it rightfully should be!

          • @stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          • Mr. Semi
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      • @BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
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        2•1 year ago

        It doesn’t say “no opening”, it just says “lips touch”. My lips can touch without completely closing.

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    • @harmsy@lemmy.world
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      Bruh what are you smoking? My lips don’t touch for W. They don’t even move half the time.

      • @lugal@lemmy.world
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        They do for double u

    • @BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
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      1•1 year ago

      I get 6, yours plus F and Y.

  • themeatbridge
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    Pronouncing the letter, or saying the letter’s name?

    I get three for the former, and four for the latter.

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      The latter

    • @imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee
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      Pronouncing the letter, or saying the letter’s name?

      A, George B, Hollis

      But seriously, what?

      Pronouncing the letter - Ay, bee, cee

      Saying the letters name???

      • themeatbridge
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        The letter “B” is not pronounced “bee”, that is how you pronounce the name of the letter. It makes a “buh” sound.

        The important one is “W” because if you name the letter, “double yew” your lips will touch. If you pronounce the letter, “wuh wuh,” then your lips do not touch.

        The other letters are M and P, and your lips touch both saying the name and making the sound the letter represents.

        • @Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          2•1 year ago

          Wuh what sound do you think “W” makes?

          • @funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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            13•1 year ago

            /w/

            as opposed to /dəbl’yju:/

        • @imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee
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          Ohh how it’s pronounced in words!

          If you pronounce the letter, “wuh wuh,” then your lips do not touch.

          Your lips don’t touch making w in wuh?

          • themeatbridge
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            In the middle? No, but if we’re including touching at the corners, then O, U, F, V, G, J, Q, and Y all join the party.

      • snooggums
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        W has a ‘b’ sound in the name, but doesn’t when used in a word.

    • LousyCornMuffins
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      1•1 year ago

      Saying their name I get zero.

      • themeatbridge
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        Say “B, M, P” without closing your mouth.

        • LousyCornMuffins
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          1•1 year ago

          They’re named Eric what did you name yours?

          • themeatbridge
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            I didn’t rename them. They have names. B, M, and P.

            • LousyCornMuffins
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              Whatever floats your oat

  • @ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I fucking checked, too.

  • @ChillPill@lemmy.world
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    Saw someone describe the plot of Bee Movie the other day as: man cucked by bee. I cannot look at this movie the same anymore.

  • Subverb
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    Only one letter of the English alphabet has more than one syllable, and it has three.

    • @FurtiveFugitive@lemm.ee
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      We should have named it u-two or to be more shape accurate, v-2.

      • @Arrkk@lemmy.world
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        If you were wondering, it got named “double u” when u and v were the same letter, V was used at the beginning of words and u ain the middle/end. It wasn’t till much later they were seperated into 2 glyphs for different sounds.

        • @Hagdos@lemmy.world
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          In German it’s called a Doppel-Vau, with Vau being the letter V.

          In Dutch it’s just called wee, none of this double bullshit

          • @zaphod@feddit.de
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            In German it’s V = Fau, W = Vee.

            • @Hagdos@lemmy.world
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              Huh. I learned doppel-fau in high school. Could it be that both terms are used?

              • @zaphod@feddit.de
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                No, I’m not aware of any dialect that does and standard German definitely doesn’t use it.

              • @lugal@lemmy.world
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                No. Romance languages use variations of double V but not German

      • @beebarfbadger@lemmy.world
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        Can’t. The band would sue.

        • kamen
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          And then would accidentally put music in your library.

  • jan teli
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    Behold, the bilabials

  • @uis@lemmy.world
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    What is last one? B, m, p are obvious.

    • shastaxc
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      W

      • @uis@lemmy.world
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        When wording worries without end. No. Didn’t close even once.

        • @ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works
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          9•1 year ago

          I took it as meaning the names. The b in double-u has your lips touch

        • @Donkter@lemmy.world
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          You’re saying your Ws wrong.

        • @brlemworld@lemmy.world
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          The letter itself. Double you “w”

    • @Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca
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      1•1 year ago

      V.

      • 🔍🦘🛎
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        Your lips don’t touch for V, it’s your top teeth to your bottom lip. If your lips touched, it’d be B.

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  • @x4740N@lemmy.world
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    Its 5

    I counted and my lips touch on B, F, M, P, W,

    Edit: it’s actually 6 since Lips briefly touch for V

    • @TheSambassador@lemmy.world
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      My lips definitely don’t touch on F or V, my upper teeth just touch my lower lip but upper lip is safe from contact.

    • Tier 1 Build-A-Bear 🧸
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      If your lips actually touch for f and v you’re saying them wrong lmao, it’s not “epp” and “bee” it’s “eff” and “vee.” As everyone else already said, your lips don’t touch, but your lower teeth should be touching your upper lip.

      • @NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world
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        Well, I’ve never said eff as many times in a row as I have today now. Thanks.

    • @curiousaur@reddthat.com
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      Tell us you have a speach impediment without telling us you have a speach impediment.

    • @EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world
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      Ehh, V feels more like my bottom lip touching my teeth, not the lip

    • Fudoshin ️🏳️‍🌈
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      I’m sure accent and dialect (within English) matter a lot.

      For F my lips come close but blow out before touching. For V they come close but it’s my top teeth that touch my lip.

    • Iron Lynx
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      W is because you say the name of the letter. If you were to produce the sound that the W is associated with, you won’t touch lips.

      And I agree with the others, F and V are the lower lip meeting the upper teeth.

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  • @DahGangalang@infosec.pub
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    I feel like W shouldn’t count since it’s basically just borrowing from B though.

    • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      Same with Y in German

  • southsamurai
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    This is why mmm bop and mmm mmm mmm are perfect songs.

    Oooonce, there was these kids who, made song called mmm bop just to ear worm you-oo

  • @OpenStars@startrek.website
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    They are: K-I-S-S :-P

  • @HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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    5

    • Madlaine
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      Y?

      (nvm, y in english has no p)

      • @HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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        Mine slightly touch for f

        • Madlaine
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          For me (german native speaker, also trainee voice actor), f has my upper teeth on my lower lips while still leaving a gap to the upper lips.

          Tho, indeed, if you count a few percent on the sides, it could be counted.

          I wouldn’t count it; but I see how one could do it

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