Cthulu vs a Xenomorph, I still think Cthulu takes it.
Monstrous demi-god of Biblical proportions
vs.
A Giant Animal
A giant animal that’s really good at head
Not cute babythulu. Babythulu wouldn’t hurt anyone.
Wait… why isn’t it called CthUwU?
Oh, that’s so much better.
Name’s taken
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh CthUwU Lemmy wgah’nagl fhtagn!
Can’t wait for Cthulhu’s tragic origin story.
He brought his dream journal to school for show and tell but the other kids made fun of him for it. “You think my dreams are funny? Let me see yours…”
Shunned by the eldest gods, it was banished to a group of solar systems so far from the origin cluster as to be, at best, irrelevant. Deep into the arm it was injected.
Moping about rocks and stars gamma-scarred.
It found earth.
earth.
Aw shit yeah that is sad
I mean, yeah. Just attempting to look at Cthulhu would drive a Xenomorph insane.
I mean, who’s to say whether xenomorphs perceive time and space like humans. Sure, they behave like animals, but they could still have evolved or been created in some strange part of the universe where space-time is shaped differently, making those horrible, non-Euclidean shapes look like home to them.
For all humans know or can comprehend, xenomorphs are tiny, eldritch fleas that evolved to live on Cthulu’s pet, so while I’d still give the overall win to the Big Guy/Gal/Entity, the xenomorphs might be on his/her/its radar and might even be able to annoy him/her/it in a way that humans can’t.
From the games where you get to play as a xenomorph, they work on a sense of smell. So the mere scent of Cthulhu would drive them mad.
I’ve been thinking about this the last few days, and while it may have been easiest to explain the mechanics as “smell,” the way it was implemented, you could also explain it as being able to faintly glimpse into the past to see where the humans/predators were several seconds ago.
Just a thought I had because I like thinking about this stuff
non-Euclidean shapes
I’ve tried to find out but can you explain exactly what that means?
for example: corridors that overlap (forming a crossing) but never meet, or rooms that are larger on the inside than on the outside
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-Euclidean_geometry
Weird shapes beyond the 3rd dimension and such.
I tried to understand that but your explaination helps more.
aaah got it, trippy shit.
Just a reference to the way Lovecraft described the architecture of the ancient cities built by worshipers of the eldritch beings, especially in At The Mountains of Madness.
Xenomorphs are sane?
Relative to other Xenomorphs or relative to humans?
Not sure if they can perceive the universe in higher dimensions than humans or not.
Get away from him, you bitch!
This is great! Looking forward to lots more of these, and hopefully fun merch in the future.
I think this is the first time I actually laughed at a comic.
Those little cute wings! Love it!
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