• Uriel-238English
    4•2 years ago

    Naturalism: That giant deuce that you just dropped, that’s the same stuff stars are made of!

  • getBoolean
    2•2 years ago

    Funny, but aside from that for Catholics we believe bad stuff happens because of the devil, not punishment from god

    • Uriel-238English
      1•2 years ago

      I remember the devil went from popping volcanoes and starting plagues to selling nifty magics for immortal souls. These days He’s into Rock-&-Roll and Dungeons & Dragons (also LGBT+ and feminism).

      I’m assuming there’s a secret holy order that retroactively gives salvation to everyone, triggered by the human species goes extinct, and that’s why Satan has softened His game. But that’s just me.