• @MrMamiya@feddit.de
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    772 years ago

    This is the most inspiring thing I’ve read since the one where AI decided to maximize shareholder value by minimizing shareholders and nuked Wall Street.

    • FrystSork
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      152 years ago

      Do you happen to have a link for that one? I would love to read it.

    • peopleproblems
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      Unfortunately, that doesn’t change shareholder value, because the shares still exist. It might even cause the share price to drop, as the investors inheritance gets distrusted and people want to drop the stock of a company where the AI nuked itself.

      • @MrMamiya@feddit.de
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        102 years ago

        Whoops, AI bought the dip and is now the majority shareholder of an unsettling number of corporations. The AI has cracked the cyber security of the market so thoroughly it can manipulate things faster than we can keep up. We are on the cusp of a singularity but it is not the one we expected. All value is soon to be consolidated. People keep saying “it doesn’t matter because humans aren’t involved anymore so it’s all just fake value, but shit is getting done. The machine needs labor, all administrators are eliminated. Cemetery stocks are through the roof. It’s a bold new frontier.

      • Marxism-Fennekinism
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        292 years ago

        “When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.”

        -Dom Helder Camara,

        • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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          72 years ago

          It’s only through about a century of propaganda that communist is automatically derisive.

          Christianity is about the virtue of property ownership.

          America stands for freedom, specifically the freedom to be poor and homeless.

      • Kühlschrank
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        52 years ago

        I miss pookleblinky, haven’t found them back since I left Twitter

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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    172 years ago

    Now that I think about it, school robotics team is a great superhero / supervillain origin.

    Up there with OSP’s hit on the thead by a pop fly

  • Sneezycat
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    2 years ago

    Based. And also hey quantum! Love his stories, shame I don’t use shitter anymore and can’t follow him :(

  • unalivejoy
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    72 years ago

    But who gets their 2 year old a wheel chair? You can buy this thing at your local target. It’s called a stroller.