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HereFishyFishy to Superbowl@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

always something

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  • @Emerald@lemmy.world
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    That’s not true. https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-photo-owl-sitting-crossed-legs-822881945319.

    Cool image though and funny meme.

    • TWeaK
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      Ahhh yeah you can see it, there’s a bit of fluff that looks like it’s the right leg going over, but it’s just fluff.

      Owls are 90% fluff, so this checks out.

    • @ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world
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      You’re a lot of fun!!

      • @Emerald@lemmy.world
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        I mean hey its important to note that its not scientifically accurate. I think its a nice meme though as it really does look like criss cross applesauce.

        • @ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world
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          I agree. I didn’t respond with malice… the truth just stole our collective enjoyment of the idea that an owl could and would sit criss-cross applesauce. There’s just something adorable about the notion. :)

          I considered adding a /s but decided to roll with the down votes… lol

  • @rustyfish@lemmy.world
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    They are learning.

    • kubica
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      We need to make them some prosthesic hands.

  • @lugal@lemmy.ml
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    I guess I have extra big news for you: !birdsarentreal@lemmy.world

    • @rmuk@feddit.uk
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      3•2 years ago

      Always remember the acronym A.V.I.A.N.:

      A - Birds V - Are I - Not A - Real N -

  • @magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world
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    Indian style.

    • @Random_user@lemmy.world
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      Ok boomer

  • @FastAndBulbous@lemmy.world
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    This is what they look like without feathers. Demon birds.

    • TWeaK
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      I think that’s a hawk.

      Owls have sausage eyes, they are fixed focal length and go back into their skulls, leaving very little room for a brain.

      Edit: with a reverse image search, it seems I’m not the first to say this. My guess is that this is just dodgy taxidermy - maybe it was an owl, but taxidermy is notoriously bad at eyes.

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    deleted by creator

  • @AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world
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    Makes it look like someone in an owl suit

  • @tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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    Thanks, Dick Wolf!

    • @chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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      Dun-Dun!

  • Dr. Coomer
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    I want an owl that does this.

  • @zahaviari5@lemmy.world
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    happy me cat

  • @feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world
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    crarse

  • @PissinSelfNdriveway@sh.itjust.works
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    He’s pre trussed for roasting.

  • @gmtom@lemmy.world
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    Americans are goofy af “criss cross applesauce” bitch that don’t even rhyme

    • @Grass@sh.itjust.works
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      I need an example pronunciation of how it doesn’t rhyme because the only way I can hear it in my head rhymes. I’ve never heard of this name for the seating method though.

      • @gmtom@lemmy.world
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        Cross rhymes with boss, toss, moss, loss, Ross.

        Sauce rhymes with horse, coarse, force.

        So for them to rhyme you would either have to say “crawse” or “Soss”

        • @chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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          “Soss” is how we pronounce “sauce” and I don’t know where you’re finding the “r” sound.

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