I cook ramen normally then spread it on the plate. Then I open a can of cream of mushroom… Straight on top of the ramen cold… Next is a can of French cut green beans, drained, then straight to the pile. My wife won’t let me eat it around her
The approach feels wrong, but taking the noodles/cooking water, adding the can of soup (condensed I assume) and letting the noodle water thin out it, and mixing in green beans doesn’t actually sound horrific. It might look vile though.
I am not a great cook and eat a lot of of crap… But this is too much, even for me. I think I’m going to throw up in my mouth…
I’m a little unsure about the prep, but that does sound pretty good
I’m curious if OP ever tried heating the cream of mushroom and green beans but decided it was preferable to eat them cold right out of the can.
I really don’t like when my food is hot, so that’s the reasoning… if I’m fast enough, the heat from the cooked ramen is enough to make the cream of mushroom warm enough for me. If I could eat all my food safely at room temp, I’d be happy
I don’t think I will ever want to eat that, but no one is making me, so have at it!
My wife makes a green bean casserole that has cream of mushroom in it so I don’t think the combination you’ve described is as bad as it sounds.
I really… Really like Smirnoff Ice. I’m 44.
No shame in that, it’s literally like getting drunk on lemonade. Shit was delicious.
Not like I’ve drank any in like 15 years, but I have some fond memories of younger me drinking this crap lol
That was probably the only drink that gave me a really bad hangover headache when I was a teenager. I was pretty much invincible back then, and maybe would get a slightly upset stomach, but they would crush my head in a vice >.<
Understandable. It may have to do with the sugar content? Or sulfites, like wine? Dunno, honestly. Still made me drink like an idiot without realizing.
coughzimacough
I don’t think I’ve had one in twenty years and I just got the taste in my mouth reading your comment.
Thanks.
I wish they would just sweeten with magnesium/stevia. Not sure how that would taste on the way in but its worth a shot, BigBooze
I fuck with hot gas station sandwiches. Like the ones they have wrapped in paper/foil in the little to-go heat lamp hut. Also anything from the hot roller. Like taquitoes or doom dogs as I call them. I like em extra dizzy and sweaty. Maybe with a packet of onion slime on em.
I survived on that stuff as a teen. You could get a pretty solid meal at the gas station for like $3. But this was also back when McDonald’s had a dollar menu and you could get 2 mcdoubles and a drink for $3.
Don’t miss out on the gas station sushi, hot or cold m!
I eat qwik star at least 3 days a week. On I think Wednesdays, you can get two good size chicken tenders and a bunch of fries for $6. It’s damn good chicken too. There are deals every day too. Mushroom and Swiss Angus burger for like $3, you can’t beat the quantity and honestly, the quality for that price.
Death metal. Death metal while birding (or more like processing footage). Death metal while cross stitching. Death metal while crocheting. It’s a weird outlet that I mostly keep to myself.
I can’t let go of it either, though I don’t listen to it as frequently anymore. Got any good recs?
Lately I find myself listening to The Ocean Collective, Mors Principium est, Be’lakor, Soilwork, Between the Buried and Me. Generally more melodic and progressive stuff. Sometimes I put on metalcore which can also be a banger like Monuments (saw them live earlier this year, they were amazing), Periphery, Bleed From Within.
I know some purists would jump on my classification but it’s hard for me to put labels on music these days with bands having a much more unique style, rather than fixing themselves into a specific genre.
Nice! I haven’t heard of those first few, I’ll check em out. Soilwork and Between the Buried and Me are solid, so is Periphery
I listen to metal while doing a lot of things and no shame there :)
I’m in my 40s and still put ketchup on my hotdogs. Also, I still eat hotdogs.
puts down bun
Were we supposed to stop at some point?
I notice you didn’t put down the hot dog.
Fine… Take it
This should not shame anyone. Hot dogs are wonderful, and ketchup is a fine additive.
I’ve been known to put baked beans on mine, and potato chips on my burgers (that salty crunch is grand). Having a kid lets you revisit many of these.
You should not have to feel ashamed. Come to Denmark. We have perfected the hotdog.
The correct toppings are:
- Ketchup
- Mustard (preferably dijon, but some like the sweet variant)
- Remulade
- Both raw and roasted onions
- Slices of pickled cucumber
What’s remulade you ask? It is the slightly tangy/sweet thick sauce that ties the whole thing together.
Perfected? This isnt a one dog to rule them all world we live in
Not in a world where the 1.50 Costco hotdog exists. This the perfect example of a simple and humble simple hot dog
And also JapadJapadogog would like a word with you
To quote one of my favourite movies “Allah loves wonderous variety”
To me, while they taste great on their own, pickles just steal the show of anything I put them on, I can only taste the vinegar… But the rest sounds delicious in its own right!
They are mandatory, but don’t worry. They are wafer-thin.
I would try that anytime and put mayo and cheese on it.
What’s wrong with eating hot dogs?
It’s like a summer barbecue staple alongside burgers around here, and are sold in tons of fast food joints. Why would it he shameful in any way?
What’s wrong with hot dogs? They’re delicious and have lots of protien. I’m with you on the ketchup though.
A can of Pringles is one serving
There’s another option?
Not when it they had Hot Ones pringles it wasnt!
I still dance when I’m alone.
I don’t even need music any more
If anything I feel less ashamed than when I was a teenager. I still love cute stuff, stupid humor and toys :)
All of them.
Have not dropped one except type and frequency of soda
I guess I drink diet pop now, instead of Tahiti Treat.
My least favorite thing about pizza rolls is carrying them up to the checkout counter. I do what I think is a good job cooking for myself, including making pizza from scratch on a regular basis, but sometimes I do want to sit down and play a zone out video game and munch on some objectively awful pre-packaged oven junk food. I think without that down time I’d have burned down my own face by now. Somehow still feel like I’m supposed to be embarrassed about carrying them up to the cashier and being like “I would like to purchase and own this, please.”
To avoid the embarrassment, buy in bulk and people will assume you’re buying them for children.
Bag of 30 pizza rolls: this guy is a lazy slob…
Boxes of 300 pizza rolls, 100 fruit snacks, & 50 pop-tarts: this guy is so nice to his kids…
The line I have prepared is “Game night. Me and the boys playing DnD, pop some of these in the oven, less cook, more play.”
Except I don’t play DnD and I don’t have friends.
That works great until the cashier wants to know if their Tiefling Sorcerer can join the campaign and now you can never go back to that store…
Not knowing how to enjoy anything.
Skinny jeans for life!
Huh? Your bad habit is clothes that fit?
I’m a railroad and siren enthusiast. Many people look down on the hobbies as “childish”, although there are tons of adults who participate. I still feel uneasy telling people though, because I fear how they’ll react.
I took a ride in a steam train for the first time last week and it was so cool. Trains are badass.
Keep a pocket siren on hand so if anyone is a dick about it you can give them an in person experience
Some sirens can run as low as 6 volts, so that’s genuinely possible lmao
Chef Boyardee and Heinz Tinned Spaghetti.
If I’m doing a grocery shop alone, I can’t be trusted not to buy some. Sometimes I bring some home. Sometimes it doesn’t make it.
Oh yeah, I like it cold too. I know I’m a monster.
You eat cold Chef Boyardee in the car before you even get home from the store?
Wtf dog
I’ve given up smoking, vaping, and recently caffeine. Leave me this one vice!
Before you gave those up did you smoke while eating car ravioli and keep a cup of burnt drip in the same hand as your cigarettes? From an observing perspective would that be better or worse than watching someone bone sober fuck up a cold can of soup?
(Edit to add though congrats on being able to quit those! I’ve managed to be alcohol free for almost two years now shits tough. Had to ditch caffeine too I started feeling like I was going to have a heart attack any time I had some)
My coworkers look at me like I’m a monster for just grabbing a fork and eating the chef boyardee spaghetti and meatballs straight out of the can.
Well I think you’re my kind cat!
Dark brown sugar sandwiches. Yep fresh water bread. Butter thick. Dark brown sugar between. Yeah I’ll probably be having a heart attack any day now.
You forgot the cinnamon.
Wait wait wait. Ooh I’m so going to try this now.
