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@footur@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

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  • @xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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    23•2 years ago

    What if I told you… imposter syndrome is real and you’re probably a pretty good programmer. If you care enough to frequent this community on lemmy you’re probably in the top 25% at least.

    • @Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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      19•2 years ago

      My perception of which side of the Dunning Kruger effect I’m on is in some kind of quantum superposition.

    • Fluke McHappenstance
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      9•2 years ago

      pump your brakes kid, you could be talking to the left-pad guy and you would never now it

      • DarkenLM
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        4•2 years ago

        Yet not many people can brag about breaking half of the internet in one swift blow.

        • Fluke McHappenstance
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          3•2 years ago

          I don’t think he knows what he did. He’s going around the world like that. Just living life.

    • @herrvogel@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      Man if you actually use proper http status codes instead of returning 200 to every single request no matter the outcome, you’re already better than a lot of “senior” developers. If you’ve written any amount of half-useful readmes or docs or even comments, you’re well above the average. If you’re aware that git has more than 3 commands, you’re well on your way to godhood.

      • @boonhet@lemm.ee
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        3•2 years ago

        Did you inherit the same project I did?

        Did they also not use feature branches, API documentation, or any frontend framework, opting to create one based on jQuery instead?

      • @xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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        2•2 years ago

        I dazzle the youngins every time I git rebase

        • @MajorHavoc@lemmy.world
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          1•2 years ago

          Whereas I…uh… Give the youngins a memorable story to tell later, when I git rebase.

      • peopleproblems
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        1•2 years ago

        You mean every error shouldn’t be a 500?

      • @MajorHavoc@lemmy.world
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        1•2 years ago

        Fantasticly written. I’m going to quote you in my team onboarding documents.

  • OmidMnz
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    19•2 years ago

    What if I told you that there is software that sucks less?

    • @JoShmoe@ani.social
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      9•2 years ago

      What if I told you that someone had already beat you to the punchline?

    • @killeronthecorner@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      One update in 2023? This site sucks!

    • @PedroG14@lemmy.ml
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      5•2 years ago

      Do you mean the software made by literal nazis?

      https://tilde.team/~ben/suckmore/

      • OmidMnz
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        2•2 years ago

        I was not aware of their political stance. I am definetely not endorsing them, nor any other person that I don’t know. And I would definitely condemn Nazi policies and behavior. It was just a pun replied to a pun.

  • @TheyCallMeHacked@discuss.tchncs.de
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    13•2 years ago

    Yeah, but there’s software that sucks less

  • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    10•2 years ago

    This is why I always look for ways to remove code. The less there is, the fewer bugs there can be in it!

  • @dewritoninja@pawb.social
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    10•2 years ago

    Well my software swallows

    • jedi-hamster
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      2•2 years ago

      Why not both?

  • uphillbothways
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    2 years ago

    SyntaxError: Subject needed Line 1

  • @doublejay1999@lemmy.world
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    5•2 years ago

    Even the shiny stuff ?

    • DarkenLM
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      6•2 years ago

      Specially the shiny stuff.

  • peopleproblems
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    5•2 years ago

    I mean, let’s be honest guys, would we really get the paychecks we do if any software engineer could turn out perfect functioning code on time and in budget for every request?

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