The Parker Solar Probe’s new top speed could get you from NYC to LA in just 20 seconds. It’s not done yet.

  • circuscritic
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    2 years ago

    Just remember not to try and impress a girl back on Ceres by trying to slingshot through the ring.

    RIP

  • @LinuxSBC@lemm.ee
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    522 years ago

    Breaking news: The thing we put in a highly elliptical orbit around the sun is in a highly elliptical orbit around the sun (and hasn’t yet reached its perihelion).

  • @donio@lemmy.world
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    402 years ago

    My butt is orbiting the center of our galaxy at around 500K mph so that thing still has some ways to go.

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      72 years ago

      I’m so glad somone said this, the title of this article is as if a child wrote it and has no concept of relativity.

  • @lutillian@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m theory, the previous record holder is actually a particular man hole cover involved in operation plumbbum. Some napkin math put it at somewhere around 37 miles per second. A high speed camera pointed at it only caught one or two frames of moment.

  • Mossy Feathers (She/Her)
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    182 years ago

    It’s too bad they can’t fling the probe in the opposite direction once it’s done with the sun. I know it’s instruments are probably tuned specifically to take measurements of various solar phenomenon from close-up and probably aren’t sensitive enough to be useful for any deep space science, but it’d be cool to use that speed to launch it on an escape trajectory and see how long it takes to catch up to the Voyager probes.

    • @dave@feddit.uk
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      402 years ago

      PSP is travelling at 394,736mph. Voyager 1 is about 15 billion miles away and travelling at about 35,000mph.

      Time taken to catch up t is roughly 394736t = 15000000000 +35000t or about 4.75 years.

      • fiat_lux
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        Thanks for the math! Here’s hoping we can fling the records of our civilisation far enough out for another civilisation to learn about our demise. And not, like, just accidentally flinging it into a burning star or space imperialist Klingons or something. Even though that would be poetically appropriate too.

  • TWeaK
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    122 years ago

    Well yeah, that’s how orbits work. You accelerate down to your periapse, the closest point to the body you’re orbiting, then slow down on the way up to your apoapse, the furthest point. Thus the probe will keep accelerating until it gets to its closest point to the sun.