FTX tried a lawyer, Thai prostitutes and finally a bribe to get frozen funds unlocked, witness says::undefined
These kids were very dumb about their crimes. I’m not surprised rich people tried to do crimes, I’m just stunned at how bad these rich people were at it.
They’re all bad at it. This one wasn’t stroking the right people to get away with it.
shit just gets worse and worse with these dumbfucks
Libertarians and questionable behaviour when it comes to money, name a more iconic duo.
Libertarians and Questionable Behavior
That’s why imma Libertine
You’re a… typeface…?
They then tried to use the identification of Thai prostitutes to create accounts on those exchanges in a bid to get those funds back.
Not what I had in mind…
if the funds were frozen by the exchange how would having someone’s identification tied to a (retail?) trading account have helped them?
Those money laundering accusations that got the funds locked up in China in the first place… I’m guessing they were true, right?