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@cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works •
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Mastodon Myths

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@cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works •
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  • @PurpleTentacle@lemmy.world
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    76•1 month ago

    I used Vim once. I still do, mostly because I don’t know how to quit it.

    • CubitOom
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      32•1 month ago

      Asking someone that doesn’t know how, to close vim is my favorite password generator.

      • @Notserious@lemmy.ca
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        7•1 month ago

        It’s my band name but all the members quit when I told them.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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      22•1 month ago

      “What’s this machine do?”

      “It is a dedicated word processor.”

      • @cm0002@lemmy.worldOP
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        10•1 month ago

        “Ah sweet that’s some sick retro tech!”

        “Haha yea…retro…”

      • Fontasia
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        9•1 month ago

        I know you are not joking because it was only a week ago really good tech journalism site The Register did a walk through on making a dedicated Word 5.0 bootable USB

        https://www.theregister.com/2025/04/26/dos_distraction_free_writing/

      • @Kanda@reddthat.com
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        4•1 month ago

        Now I understand what they use all those ThinkPads for

    • @kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      12•1 month ago

      You can always close vim but you can never quit >:3

      • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        6•1 month ago

        “We are programmed to receive.”

    • Sundray
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      5•1 month ago

      My brain is too smooth for modal environments. I require one mode or fewer.

    • @swagmoney@lemmy.ca
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      1•1 month ago

      escape colon que bang

      • @PurpleTentacle@lemmy.world
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        4•1 month ago

        That’s disgusting! Stop telling us about the bangs that escape your colon.

        • @swagmoney@lemmy.ca
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          2•1 month ago

          i went boom boom 😎

    • @PlexSheep@infosec.pub
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      1•1 month ago

      The joke is long dead, long live vim

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