CALGARY - During an outdoor campaign rally, security rushed a shaken Pierre Poilievre to safety after he was tragically struck by a lone question from a journalist.
  • @puppinstuff@lemmy.caEnglish
    39•2 months ago

    “Doctor, please help him! He’s been stammering for 47 minutes!”

    Doctor checks pupil dilation

    “Can you tell me your name, son?”

    PP, clutching doctors shirt collar

    “Lost….

    Liberal…

    Decaaaaaade!!!”