Alfalfa hay is mainly used as feed for cattle and is big business in Arizona, with Arizona farms exporting over $100 million of alfalfa overseas a year.
I’m sure his fix is either “a bit of saltwater is okay” or “we need electrolytes, it’s what plants crave” with a smattering of “water? Like from the toilet?”
I’m sure his fix is either “a bit of saltwater is okay” or “we need electrolytes, it’s what plants crave” with a smattering of “water? Like from the toilet?”
those are the temporary solutions, until he can finish the demonic summoning circle in wyoming and strike a deal with satan for endless fresh water.
Of course, his own soul is worth about 15 pennies, so american citizens will kindly donate theirs instead!