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The Picard Maneuver to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world •
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The pasta menace

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The pasta menace

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world •
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(this was from a couple of years ago, and they did find the guy: https://6abc.com/old-bridge-new-jersey-pasta-dump-spaghetti-mystery-nj-charges/13302928/ )

  • DUMBASS
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    47•3 months ago

    How do we know it isn’t a naturally growing pile of pasta?

    • @Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works
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      18•3 months ago

      Unless it’s invasive it’s pretty unlikely, pasta grows on trees in Switzerland

      • @Monzcarro@feddit.uk
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        You beat me to it!

    • Capt. Wolf
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      6•3 months ago

      This was actually the flying spaghetti monster, but some Piney bastard was too afraid of his noodelyness and opened fire…

      • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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        4•3 months ago

        He’ll rise again, as his holy carbohydrates ripen with bounty

      • @Apeman42@lemmy.world
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        3•3 months ago

        What if God was you or me? Just a spag pile in Jersey…

        • @JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works
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          3•3 months ago

          What if god was one of us?
          Throwing over 500 pounds of pasta in a rush?

      • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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        NORAD shot down FSM

    • @CrayonRosary@lemmy.world
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      Because it wasn’t cooked. Natural pasta is always in a cooked state, because it hasn’t been dried out yet in drying ovens.

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