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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 3 months ago

Anon has a female friend

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Anon has a female friend

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 3 months ago
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  • @answersplease77@lemmy.world
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    15•3 months ago

    lol you are jellous bro you don’t have female friends. I have, and this really happened to me with so many females more than one also

    • @mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      30•3 months ago

    • Stern
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      17•3 months ago

      i’m sure you’ve slayed so much puss with your massive meat rod please tell anonymous internet people more about your triumphs slamming clam.

      • @answersplease77@lemmy.world
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        3 months ago

        I’m in the middle of a party with so many females. having good time and no time to talk to internet losers lol. Now ordering pizza for Claire, one of my female friends, who I’ve hit before you know, haha sexually that is.

        • @Sprawl@lemmy.world
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          12•3 months ago

          She does cheap ear piercings on the side.

        • @gmtom@lemmy.world
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          10•3 months ago

          Damn this white boy quirked up!

        • @Hiyo@sh.itjust.works
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          7•3 months ago

          Read this in JFK’s voice from clone high 😂

    • KillingTimeItself
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      10•3 months ago

      good bait bro

    • @ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works
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      6•3 months ago

      Lol you caught at least 8 n counting with this. there’s some real anger hahaha nice jorb

    • @mjg@lemm.ee
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      3•3 months ago

      Nobody cares

      • @answersplease77@lemmy.world
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        3 months ago

        Opps… one female is calling me. I don’t have time to reply. See you later virgins!

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