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Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 3 months ago

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Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 3 months ago

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18•3 months ago

Be British

Go to the United States

Don’t Get Blown up in a Cybertruck

Don’t Get Shot up in a mass shooting

Don’t Get Robbed shirtless by a home invasion

Don’t Get Scammed broke by a crypto-coin shill

Do find the one person in the entire country who insists on doing knife crime

Marry her

Get stabbed to death

Post about it on 4chan
- @Dasus@lemmy.world
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  https://infogram.com/us-vs-uk-on-knife-crime-1hmr6gyrxmlo6nl

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