That’s honestly nothing. I had a coworker who had been recently married and invited us to dinner. I go to his house, and there’s a gun in the shower, a gun in the kitchen, a gun in the living room… Like, at that point just wear the gun on the belt, my man.
The number of people who openly admit to coworkers that they have couch guns scares me
Because what’s better than knowing your balls could get blown at any moments while binging Netflix.
No they won’t. My gun would never hurt me. I feed it all its favorite foods and take it for walks in the park every day. It loves me.
Oh shit. Are you serious?
Unfortunately yes.
That’s honestly nothing. I had a coworker who had been recently married and invited us to dinner. I go to his house, and there’s a gun in the shower, a gun in the kitchen, a gun in the living room… Like, at that point just wear the gun on the belt, my man.