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minus-square@jballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish28•2 months agoJokes on her. The recipe is iron and animal bones to make a sweet axe.
minus-square@koper@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglish21•2 months agoThat would be a great follow-up joke. Now if she chooses the dirty pickup line, you respond with “girl, are you a viking steel crucible? 'Cause I’d put a bone in you.”
minus-square@jballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish17•2 months agoAnd then if she chooses the cheesy pickup line: Girl, are you made of iron and animal bones? Because you’ve got all the elements to forge a bond stronger than a Viking axe.
Jokes on her. The recipe is iron and animal bones to make a sweet axe.
That would be a great follow-up joke.
Now if she chooses the dirty pickup line, you respond with “girl, are you a viking steel crucible? 'Cause I’d put a bone in you.”
And then if she chooses the cheesy pickup line:
Girl, are you made of iron and animal bones? Because you’ve got all the elements to forge a bond stronger than a Viking axe.
LOL