Minecraft is under feudalism

Villagers live under the dictatorship of the Golem (DotG). Later, they turn into the dictatorship of the Steve (DotS). The Steve is the feudal lord. For STEVE owns all the land in the village. Villagers aren’t slaves because Minecraft leashes don’t work on them. But this only masks class exploitation under STEVE’s regime. When Steve is in his highest stage of feudalism, he starts farming villagers for iron. He puts all the villagers in 1 sq block space for the rest of their lives.

The dictatorship of the Steve ends when HIS 2 week Minecraft phase ends, and Steve goes back IRL modern capitalism.

  • commiespammer
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    63 months ago

    If society isn’t real, then how come we live in one? Checkmate jonkler deniers!

    • huf [he/him]
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      33 months ago

      you best start believing in societies, miss turner. you’re in one!