@Redditsux@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.worldEnglish • 4 months agoWhite House Says Gold Reserves May Be Used to Purchase Bitcoinfinance.yahoo.comexternal-linkmessage-square189arrow-up1619file-text
arrow-up1619external-linkWhite House Says Gold Reserves May Be Used to Purchase Bitcoinfinance.yahoo.com@Redditsux@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.worldEnglish • 4 months agomessage-square189file-text
minus-square@Fedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink76•edit-24 months agoStep 1: Put everything in crypto Step 2: Economy crashes, society no longer has power or running water. Step 3: Try to sell crypto but for some reason computer won’t turn on.
minus-square@SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink43•4 months agoStep 4: the rich that bought the gold uses it to privatize all water and power to get it working again, now becomes even more rich.
minus-square@kibiz0r@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglish3•4 months agoDon’t worry, if you can’t afford a computer to manage your crypto, your employer can manage it for you (for a fee)
Step 1: Put everything in crypto
Step 2: Economy crashes, society no longer has power or running water.
Step 3: Try to sell crypto but for some reason computer won’t turn on.
Step 4: the rich that bought the gold uses it to privatize all water and power to get it working again, now becomes even more rich.
Don’t worry, if you can’t afford a computer to manage your crypto, your employer can manage it for you (for a fee)