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@PugJesus@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 4 months ago

Sounds logical to me

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Sounds logical to me

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@PugJesus@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 4 months ago
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  • @Fizz@lemmy.nz
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    63•4 months ago

    If a man does anything that’s not approved by the strict regulation of the council of his male friends then they are gay. Its simple, there is no need to over complicate it by introducing sex.

    • @Thteven@lemmy.world
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      30•4 months ago

      My friends said it’s only gay if our balls touch.

      • @Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world
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        2•4 months ago

        That is the standard definition.

        • @DiaDeLosMuertos@aussie.zone
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          3•4 months ago

          Well there’s also keeping your socks on, not making eye contact or saying “no homo” just afterwards too. So I’d say that there’s no “standard definition” but many variants.

    • @Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works
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      20•4 months ago

      A man is also gay (and has a small penis) if he rejects the advances of a femcel. At least according to femcels.

      • Kushan
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        27•4 months ago

        Men are also gay for going down on women, for some reason.

        • @Delphia@lemmy.world
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          10•4 months ago

          Calm down DJ Khaled.

        • @ikidd@lemmy.world
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          6•4 months ago

          I’ve been around a while and that’s a new one on me.

        • @Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world
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          4•4 months ago

          Damn! I must be a massive queen then.

        • @ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
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          2•4 months ago

          This explains a lot

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