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@SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 4 months ago

muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows

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@SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 4 months ago
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    Can’t be a relational database, Musk said the government doesn’t use SQL.

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      He said many things.

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        Please remember that he is a genius. Only geniuses say a lot of things.

        I rest my case.

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          You’re a genocide apologist bitch and if you were in front of me I would punch you repeatedly in the face until your cheekbones are powdered, you inhumane scum.

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      Lol he also said cybertrucks don’t suck ;)

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      grep would eat 60k lines without a problem too.

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