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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 4 months ago

Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym

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Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 4 months ago
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  • Cruxifux
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    65•4 months ago

    I never tried to impress women at the gym when I was single. I go to the gym to focus on self improvement. I do not like talking to other people when I’m there. I do not like looking at other people when I’m there. I also know that women at the gym mostly loathe men trying to pick them up there. So basically if you’re at the gym you’re a dude to me. And if you’re a dude don’t talk to me.

    • @sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      15•4 months ago

      Confirmation that the term dude means men as well as women

      • Cruxifux
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        15•4 months ago

        I’ve always used dude as a gender neutral term. I call my wife dude.

        • @achance4cheese@sh.itjust.works
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          17•4 months ago

          I only fuck dudes

          • @zalgotext@sh.itjust.works
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            9•4 months ago

            Hell yeah dude

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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            4•4 months ago

            You only fuck Cruxifux’s wife?

            Me too.

            • Cruxifux
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              3•4 months ago

              At least someone does

          • Cruxifux
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            2•4 months ago

            Same hahahaha

      • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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        4•4 months ago

        Always did. Dude just means “city folk.” Hence the Dude Ranches that were popular in the early to mid 20th century

        • @teamevil@lemmy.world
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          Dude ranch means city folk ranch?

          • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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            2•4 months ago

            Basically. It’s where city folk would go to “learn” how to “wrangle” a higly trained “wild stallion,” and milk cows and see where their eggs come from.

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