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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months ago

I gave my handyman a todo list, but he only did items 1, 3 and 5.

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I gave my handyman a todo list, but he only did items 1, 3 and 5.

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months ago

Turns out he only does odd jobs.

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