New bird flu variant found in Nevada dairy cows has experts sounding alarms: ‘We have never been closer to a pandemic from this virus’

@ploot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 months ago

New bird flu variant found in Nevada dairy cows has experts sounding alarms: ‘We have never been closer to a pandemic from this virus’

@thefartographer@lemm.ee · 5 months ago

Oh man, my comment wasn’t totally serious but totally based on fear. I guess that’s exactly how conspiracies start. If my rhetorical-turned-accidental-theory turns out to be right, I’m gonna be super-bummed.

@Mihies@programming.dev · 5 months ago

Yeah, another trait is “it might be true”. Dude, it might be true that anther head grows on you, but it’s not very likely, is it?

@thefartographer@lemm.ee · 5 months ago

Quit talking probability around my second head. He’s none-too-smart and doesn’t handle fractions well.

@BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago

The Fartographer over here being whimsical and catching flack. I see you, map maker.

@catloaf@lemm.ee · 5 months ago

*flak, and they’re a fartographer, not a cartographer.

@BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago

Technically correct. The best kind.

New bird flu variant found in Nevada dairy cows has experts sounding alarms: ‘We have never been closer to a pandemic from this virus’

New bird flu variant found in Nevada dairy cows has experts sounding alarms: ‘We have never been closer to a pandemic from this virus’

New bird flu variant found in Nevada dairy cows has experts sounding alarms: 'We have never been closer to a pandemic from this virus'