@DytallixB@lemmy.world to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months agoDonald Trump won't deport Prince Harry as 'he has enough problems with his terrible wife'www.dailystar.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square20arrow-up127
arrow-up127external-linkDonald Trump won't deport Prince Harry as 'he has enough problems with his terrible wife'www.dailystar.co.uk@DytallixB@lemmy.world to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months agomessage-square20
minus-squareMonkey With A ShelllinkfedilinkEnglish4•5 months agoNo, if we where lucky it’d be immediately courtesy of a meteor or something that couldn’t be reasonably viewed as a conspiracy to make him a martyr. On schedule will be the result of a perpetual fight to keep him and his monkeys in check.
minus-square@BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish2•5 months agoIf a rock fell from space on that man, his followers would 100% claim the involvement of Jewish Gravity Weapons and start jailing astronomers.
minus-square@superkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglish1•5 months agoWhat if the earth opened up near him and a red scaly claw grabbed him to drag him down with evil laughter?
minus-square@mrbeano@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish1•5 months agoThey’d absolutely blame Nancy Pelosi for that!
No, if we where lucky it’d be immediately courtesy of a meteor or something that couldn’t be reasonably viewed as a conspiracy to make him a martyr.
On schedule will be the result of a perpetual fight to keep him and his monkeys in check.
If a rock fell from space on that man, his followers would 100% claim the involvement of Jewish Gravity Weapons and start jailing astronomers.
What if the earth opened up near him and a red scaly claw grabbed him to drag him down with evil laughter?
They’d absolutely blame Nancy Pelosi for that!