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Sjmarf to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 5 months ago

Trolley problem

sh.itjust.works

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Trolley problem

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Sjmarf to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 5 months ago
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  • @peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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    30•5 months ago

    Ok so this one just isn’t fair.

    Two possibilities end up with me dead, two end up with millions dead, and one ends up with me being unemployed.

    Sorry not sorry Team A and B, sacrifices must be made.

    • @BatmanAoD@programming.dev
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      Wait, which one leaves you unemployed?

      • @peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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        10•5 months ago

        The lack of standards path of course.

        • @BatmanAoD@programming.dev
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          Unless you work for the committee or for ISO somehow, then I don’t think that really follows. C++ and JavaScript were both used in production for decades before they had standards, and the dissolution of the standards committee wouldn’t cause compiler vendors to stop developing compilers.

          • @peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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            2•5 months ago

            Ok.

            Fair.

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