Nah missed Midas turned everything into actual gold, something with intrinsic value. Trump turns Chinese shit into (fake gold) plated Chinese bullshit, like his stupid fucking penthouse which would be worth more if it weren’t decorated to look like it was done by hedonism bot post lobotomy.
The Trump Touch, much like Midas’s golden touch, turns everything into gaudy trash.
Nah missed Midas turned everything into actual gold, something with intrinsic value. Trump turns Chinese shit into (fake gold) plated Chinese bullshit, like his stupid fucking penthouse which would be worth more if it weren’t decorated to look like it was done by hedonism bot post lobotomy.