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@vinyl@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 7 months ago

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  • @Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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    137•7 months ago

    So do you use JSON for your endpoints?

    No we use XML

    Oh interesting why is that?

    Uhhh…no reason

    • @kautau@lemmy.world
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      62•7 months ago

      Well SOAP is inherently evil so that just makes sense

      • @bahbah23@lemmy.world
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        24•7 months ago

        What happens is that engineers look at a technology and say, this is too complex, I just need something simple. So they invent and/or adopt something simpler than the popular technology of the day.

        But as they build more and more things using the technology, they realize that it needs more features, so those get added on. This happens over and over again to the technology with more and more features being added to it, until a new set of engineers look at it and say this is too complex, I just need something simple…

        • @SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world
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          19•7 months ago

          You’ve just described what is probably the most well-known xkcd comic in a somewhat long-winded fashion.

          • @acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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            6•7 months ago

            Slightly different though.

            • @smitten@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              2•7 months ago

              Yeah, I think I’ll make a comic that covers everyone’s use case…

              • @acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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                1•7 months ago

                “Hey, this is exactly like a strawberry pie, if you replace the strawberry by veggies and meat, and the pie by water. It’s actually a stew.”

                By all means, do whatever comparison you want, but I’ll reserve the right to disagree.

                • @smitten@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                  2•7 months ago

                  You don’t get my brilliant joke

                  • @acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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                    2•7 months ago

                    Oh shoot. It was a great joke and I totally missed. Woooosh.

            • @SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world
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              1•7 months ago

              Effectively not much, IMHO, but whatever - I think you got my gist.

              • @acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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                3•7 months ago

                I did, but the direction is reversed. XKCD talks about how standards multiply and get more complex. This is talking about a different motivator for computing technologies, which is having a leaner, simpler alternative, that eventually gets bloated.

      • @_____@lemm.ee
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        13•7 months ago

        I work with SOAP for a legacy API

        fucking kill me, I beg you

        • @Randelung@lemmy.world
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          6•7 months ago

          No can do, but I can put you in an envelope, head optional.

          • JackbyDev
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            1•7 months ago

            So no head?

      • Justin
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        7•7 months ago

        At least it’s not GraphQL

        • @NiHaDuncan@lemmy.world
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          7•7 months ago

          GraphQL saved my ass on a term project that required extensive polling of the GitHub API. Turned a calculated 47 days of calls just under the rate limit into just 12 hours.

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