@LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish • 6 months agoTIL Santa isn't realsimple.wikipedia.orgexternal-linkmessage-square8arrow-up119
arrow-up119external-linkTIL Santa isn't realsimple.wikipedia.org@LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish • 6 months agomessage-square8
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️linkfedilinkEnglish9•edit-26 months agoSanta is real. He just hates poor people because he’s 3 capitalists in a trenchcoat. Which isn’t even that much of a disguise considering he uses slave labor to make all his toys.
minus-squareFlying SquidlinkfedilinkEnglish4•6 months agoYeah, but it’s the Disney Song of the South type of slave labor where they’re jolly, happy slaves who sing the day away. (Or else.)
Santa is real. He just hates poor people because he’s 3 capitalists in a trenchcoat. Which isn’t even that much of a disguise considering he uses slave labor to make all his toys.
Yeah, but it’s the Disney Song of the South type of slave labor where they’re jolly, happy slaves who sing the day away. (Or else.)