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minus-squareZloubidalinkfedilinkEnglish12•edit-26 months ago— Honey, can you cut me a slice of bread? — You have my sword! — I walked into this one, didn’t I?
minus-square@Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglish1•6 months agoAs long as you put your bow away! It made a horrible mess the last time you “helped” my sandwich with it!
— Honey, can you cut me a slice of bread?
— You have my sword!
— I walked into this one, didn’t I?
And my axe!
As long as you put your bow away! It made a horrible mess the last time you “helped” my sandwich with it!