May we never know his name.

@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

@Sanctus@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

MSNBC said on Saturday that police examining the bag and its contents found a jacket and Monopoly money, but no firearm.

Thats a plant. They aren’t as close as they say they are. Also 60k as a reward for betraying your entire class? Lmao you better pay kingmaker money.

@DaddleDew@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

The NYPD’s working theory of what pistol was used doesn’t even make sense either. These cops are clueless.

@Isoprenoid@programming.dev · 7 months ago

They appear to be clueless, so those with a clue may out themselves.

@flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 months ago

I’m not guessing nothin.

@frezik@midwest.social · 7 months ago

In fairness, the NYPD doesn’t know a lot about guns.

@AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago

I like how one article said: “The net is tightening,” New York City Mayor Eric Adams said Saturday.

No, I don’t think it is, but keep saying that.

@zalgotext@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago

The net is tightening? Lmao they’ve widened the search to nearly every metro area between New York and Atlanta

@shottymcb@lemm.ee · 7 months ago

We’re looking for a man with a charming smile somewhere in North America. If you’ve seen anyone smiling on the east coast please call 1(800)BOOT-LIK

@verdantOrange@reddthat.com · 7 months ago

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@RandomVideos@programming.dev · 7 months ago

The shooter was always in Canada. They had really good aim

Prehensile_cloaca · 7 months ago

If Eric Adams is speaking, he’s lying

@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

They are basically the Keystone Kops.

@bobs_monkey@lemm.ee · 7 months ago

More like Kindergarten Kops

@Birch@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

@Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee · 7 months ago

I wouldn’t do it for 60 million.

@itsnotits@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

you’d* better pay