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@MobileTechGuy@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Confession time

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Confession time

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@MobileTechGuy@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @Robdor@lemmy.world
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    119•2 years ago

    Sometimes when I grill. I don’t clack the tongs together.

    • @MrVilliam@lemmy.world
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      41•2 years ago

      This one right here, officer. He’s a menace.

    • @ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works
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      33•2 years ago

      You monster! How do you even know if they’re tongy enough?

    • @Baylahoo@sh.itjust.works
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      2 years ago

      I can almost forgive some of these others. But I don’t understand how a person, much less a dad, could even begin to commit such an attrocity. The second I don’t click the tongs, tweezers, hell even scissors, you will know that I have been compromised.

    • Ken27238
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      22•2 years ago

      You make me sick.

    • VanillaGorilla
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      14•2 years ago

      I clack them to the terminator theme. Even if I didn’t want to, I don’t think I could avoid it.

      • @Mr_Blott@lemmy.world
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        4•2 years ago

        Same but Mission Impossible

    • @FitchInks@feddit.de
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      13•2 years ago

      But how do you know they are working if you don’t clack them?

    • @expatriado@lemmy.world
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      12•2 years ago

      liers anonymous next room

    • @SargTeaPot@lemmy.world
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      12•2 years ago

      This is genuinely upsetting. How could you

    • @red@feddit.de
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      11•2 years ago

      Is it really grilling if there’s no clacking?

    • @Holzkohlen@feddit.de
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      7•2 years ago

      You just lost grilling privileges.

    • @theragu40@lemmy.world
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      3•2 years ago

      I’ve always wanted to ask someone who is into doing it. Since I’ve got you here, what satisfaction do you derive from posting outright lies and falsehoods on the internet?

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